Joke : an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw blank faces except Chandrasekhar "Patrick Henry 1775" Very Good!!! Then she asked who said " By the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And Chandrashekhar said "George Bush, Iraq, 2005." ____________________________ This joke is not meant to be racist or derogatory to any community in any sense,if anyone of you are offended,please let me know so that I can delete this question.I certainly dont want any violations
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Haha That was definitely worth reading. Very funny :)
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lmao! god that was hysterical, i loved it!
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quite the history lesson
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0.o plz post more!
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I hope nobody gets offened coz that was brilliant. Keep them coming...Keep the people laughing.
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haha all that reading was worth it! star. (=
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haha quite funny
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Not funny.
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i loved that and im indian. i didnt think that was offensive!
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Yeah it was funny and probably a little closer to the truth than most of un native to the US would like to think.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
Can my (Mexican) children go to a USA public school or must I send them to private school
Can my (Mexican) children go to a USA public school or must I send them to private school ?
If I move to the USA, can I send my (three) children to a USA public school or MUST I send them to a private school ? The area I am looking at has very good public schools and some very good private schools (but incredibly expensive). Actually , I could afford the private schools but I just want to know what my options are. Some background information : I am thinking of Moving to USA from Mexico. I, my three children and wife all have Mexican Passports(even though we are mostly a Mixture of Russian/German/Spaniards and could apply for passports for those countries). All of us speak fluent English. I currently have my business in Mexico, where I employ 10 people, and fortunately I enjoy a very good living. However..I am currently thinking of moving to the USA and opening a second business there (this second one will start very small with just me and my wife but I am hoping that in a couple of years I can duplicate the success I've had in Mexico. Unlike my fellow countrymen who go the USA, to find jobs and escape poverty , my own particular reason for moving to the USA is strictly for safety because of the drug killings, kidnappings etc. Even though I live in a very affluent and safe area in Mexico , and so far nothing has ever happend to my family, it looks like it is getting nastier every day so I want to get out of here before the s*it hits the fan. However, there are a lot of pros and cons for me to evaluate, which is why I would appreciate any input on the matter. Only serious answers please. Thank you very much ! We would all live legally in the USA.
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If you're here legally, WELCOME to AMERICA!!!! :D Yeah, your kids can go to public school. I don't see why not.
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You would have no trouble enrolling your children in a public school, particularly if you are residing in the U.S. legally.
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You would first need a green card or some legal way to come to the country and stay. I have no idea how you would start a business as an illegal. If your kids are illegal then it depends on the district whether or not they will take your kids. I am sure a private school would probably take your money. My advice is to stay where you are.
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If your children are legal in the USA they must go to school as long as they live in there. I never studied in the USA, but I have a lot of friends that did. Kids must go to school! I lived (legally) in London and had to study there for all the years I've been in there. If they're illegal, try to change the situation, if they're legal, find the nearest school to them!
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Since you said you will be living legally in the USA, then you will have no trouble at all enrolling your kids in the public school system. As long as you live in the district where you want to send your kids, there will be no problem enrolling them. If you happen to live outside the district, you can still send them to the school you want to send them to as long as you apply for a transfer. But I suggest doing this as soon as possible if applying for a transfer because they tend to fill up spots in the school fast.
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I don't know where you're considering a relocation to, but there are excellent private schools in McAllen, Texas which is about 4 hours from Monterrey NL
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If I move to the USA, can I send my (three) children to a USA public school or MUST I send them to a private school ? The area I am looking at has very good public schools and some very good private schools (but incredibly expensive). Actually , I could afford the private schools but I just want to know what my options are. Some background information : I am thinking of Moving to USA from Mexico. I, my three children and wife all have Mexican Passports(even though we are mostly a Mixture of Russian/German/Spaniards and could apply for passports for those countries). All of us speak fluent English. I currently have my business in Mexico, where I employ 10 people, and fortunately I enjoy a very good living. However..I am currently thinking of moving to the USA and opening a second business there (this second one will start very small with just me and my wife but I am hoping that in a couple of years I can duplicate the success I've had in Mexico. Unlike my fellow countrymen who go the USA, to find jobs and escape poverty , my own particular reason for moving to the USA is strictly for safety because of the drug killings, kidnappings etc. Even though I live in a very affluent and safe area in Mexico , and so far nothing has ever happend to my family, it looks like it is getting nastier every day so I want to get out of here before the s*it hits the fan. However, there are a lot of pros and cons for me to evaluate, which is why I would appreciate any input on the matter. Only serious answers please. Thank you very much ! We would all live legally in the USA.
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If you're here legally, WELCOME to AMERICA!!!! :D Yeah, your kids can go to public school. I don't see why not.
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You would have no trouble enrolling your children in a public school, particularly if you are residing in the U.S. legally.
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You would first need a green card or some legal way to come to the country and stay. I have no idea how you would start a business as an illegal. If your kids are illegal then it depends on the district whether or not they will take your kids. I am sure a private school would probably take your money. My advice is to stay where you are.
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If your children are legal in the USA they must go to school as long as they live in there. I never studied in the USA, but I have a lot of friends that did. Kids must go to school! I lived (legally) in London and had to study there for all the years I've been in there. If they're illegal, try to change the situation, if they're legal, find the nearest school to them!
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Since you said you will be living legally in the USA, then you will have no trouble at all enrolling your kids in the public school system. As long as you live in the district where you want to send your kids, there will be no problem enrolling them. If you happen to live outside the district, you can still send them to the school you want to send them to as long as you apply for a transfer. But I suggest doing this as soon as possible if applying for a transfer because they tend to fill up spots in the school fast.
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I don't know where you're considering a relocation to, but there are excellent private schools in McAllen, Texas which is about 4 hours from Monterrey NL
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Sunday, January 8, 2012
Can somebody give me information about Sandusky High School, Sandusky, Ohio, USA
Can somebody give me information about Sandusky High School, Sandusky, Ohio, USA?
My name is Ramon and studied there in the years 1990-1991. I made some friends in tenth grade, but I lost contact with them.
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Here's the web site for the alumni association. Maybe some of your friends are there! Were you an exchange student? http://shsalumniassoc.com/
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Here is the website for the alumni association: http://shsalumniassoc.com/ You can also go to http://www.mypsace.com and make an account. You can then add Sandusky High School as one of your schools. That will allow you to browse everyone else who lists Sandusky High as their school. You'll be able to search by year of graduation and such. I went to SHS and graduated in 1998, if you'd like to add me I'm http://www.myspace.com/icecoldjoker
My name is Ramon and studied there in the years 1990-1991. I made some friends in tenth grade, but I lost contact with them.
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Here's the web site for the alumni association. Maybe some of your friends are there! Were you an exchange student? http://shsalumniassoc.com/
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Here is the website for the alumni association: http://shsalumniassoc.com/ You can also go to http://www.mypsace.com and make an account. You can then add Sandusky High School as one of your schools. That will allow you to browse everyone else who lists Sandusky High as their school. You'll be able to search by year of graduation and such. I went to SHS and graduated in 1998, if you'd like to add me I'm http://www.myspace.com/icecoldjoker
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Sunday, January 1, 2012
Do you know who is the best publisher for high-school books in the USA
Do you know who is the best publisher for high-school books in the USA?
I really need to know to prepare because I will study in the USA next year
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try to look around on this site http://www.google.com/ it's help
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I really need to know to prepare because I will study in the USA next year
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try to look around on this site http://www.google.com/ it's help
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