It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw blank faces except Chandrasekhar "Patrick Henry 1775" Very Good!!! Then she asked who said " By the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And Chandrashekhar said "George Bush, Iraq, 2005." ____________________________ This joke is not meant to be racist or derogatory to any community in any sense,if anyone of you are offended,please let me know so that I can delete this question.I certainly dont want any violations
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1 :
Haha That was definitely worth reading. Very funny :)
2 :
lmao! god that was hysterical, i loved it!
3 :
quite the history lesson
4 :
0.o plz post more!
5 :
I hope nobody gets offened coz that was brilliant. Keep them coming...Keep the people laughing.
6 :
haha all that reading was worth it! star. (=
7 :
haha quite funny
8 :
Not funny.
9 :
i loved that and im indian. i didnt think that was offensive!
10 :
Yeah it was funny and probably a little closer to the truth than most of un native to the US would like to think.
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